mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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