Do vagina's smell?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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