Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Still dying that you shit outside
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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