ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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