Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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