i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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