: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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