thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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