spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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