Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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