I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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