btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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