i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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