quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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