By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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