In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He did a backflip because drugs
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