Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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