This girl is more easily done than said...
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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