He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Also, beer. Big fan.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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