do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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