i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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