New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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