This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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