he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Of course I have a pirate flag
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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