Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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