have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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