I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
