Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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