Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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