Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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