hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
where are you?
Hypothermia
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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