You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
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