The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize
