operation harelip BJ is a go
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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