i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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