I wanna passion pit in your ass
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Randomize
