How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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