dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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