I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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