so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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