So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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