They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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