hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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