She's like a pop up book from hell.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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