seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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