question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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