I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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