5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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