ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
the liver wants what the liver wants
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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