i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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