Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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